Faith
by Ted L Glines

From a pulpit

in your mind

a sermon lulls

your doubts and fears,

convincing you

you must have faith,

take for granted,

essential things

never promised

for the morrow.

Somewhere out there

your lover waits

for you,

just for you,

your special soulmate

whose life

you think

you may borrow.

You have this faith

that after life,

your tiny soul

will go to God,

but your last breath

may expire

in empty sorrow.

Of all those things

we take on faith,

most important is

that breath of life

will be on earth

tomorrow.

Feast
by Ted L Glines

Love like a salad
full of tasty delights
with all of the dressing undressed.
You are my entree
lovely gourmet tasting,
in your menu I feel so blessed.
All things that I do
bring me hungry to you,
to sup at your loving table.
I will pull up a chair
count on me being there,
as long as this body is able.
To dine on your lips
and savor your flavors,
the stuff which makes my love soar.
While this banquet of love
is such a rich feast,
there is always a craving for more.

ExtenZe
by Ted L Glines

Great ad.
Little bitty
blue and white capsule.
It would increase the size
of a certain part
of the male body.
Made me grin,
just thinking about it.
Mentioning this
to my fiance
(and several girl-friends)
brought
sexy grins.
So I called the number
gave my c/c info
and when it came
the results were
unexpected ...

Now ... what am I
supposed to do
with a bigger nose?